d3ny everything: "i never laugh at bad taste or low brow humour"
>From the dilbert blog - to the tune of Monty Python's Holy Grail "Bring out your dead" sketch...
Zarqawi: I'm not dead.
Marine #1: What?
Marine #2: Nothing.
Zarqawi: I'm not dead.
Marine #1: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Marine #2: Yes he is.
Zarqawi: I'm not.
Marine #1: He isn't.
Marine #2: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
Zarqawi: I'm getting better.
Marine #2: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Marine #1: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Zarqawi: I don't want to go on the cart.
Marine #2: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Marine #1: I can't take him.
Zarqawi: I feel fine.
Marine #2: Oh, do me a favor.
Marine #1: I can't.
Marine #2: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
Marine #1: I promised I'd be at the Attahs. They've lost nine today.
Marine #2: Well, when's your next round?
Marine #1: Thursday.
Zarqawi: I think I'll go for a walk.
Marine #2: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
Zarqawi: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[Marine #1 glances up and down the street furtively, then silences Zarqawi with his a whack of his rifle]
>Hilarity: http://jakechristie.blogspot.com/2006/06/if-college-themed-porn-were-real.html
>Why WW2 would be a hilarious MUD: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/World_War_II_%28video_game%29 (thanks Sam for that link, look out for the articles about WW3 through WW12 at the bottom of the page...
>And here's what the hyper intelligent among you can amuse yourselves with: http://www.gravitation3d.com/magiccube5d/ (thanks Ian)
>For the less Hawking-like readers, try this (pure genius) experiment: http://eepybird.com/dcm1.html (thanks again Ian)
>Worst band names of the year - funny, sad & disturbing: http://www.avclub.com/content/node/48956
>How to make a FIGHTING HAMSTER for real: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v122/FumY80/fighting-hamster.jpg
> Why is it colder after sunrise? http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/wea00/wea00060.htm
> Worst roundabout ever - this is real: http://riesenmaschine.de/index.html?nr=20060519133244
> Phew - I've been saving those up for a while - hope you enjoy.
Zarqawi: I'm not dead.
Marine #1: What?
Marine #2: Nothing.
Zarqawi: I'm not dead.
Marine #1: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Marine #2: Yes he is.
Zarqawi: I'm not.
Marine #1: He isn't.
Marine #2: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
Zarqawi: I'm getting better.
Marine #2: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Marine #1: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Zarqawi: I don't want to go on the cart.
Marine #2: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Marine #1: I can't take him.
Zarqawi: I feel fine.
Marine #2: Oh, do me a favor.
Marine #1: I can't.
Marine #2: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
Marine #1: I promised I'd be at the Attahs. They've lost nine today.
Marine #2: Well, when's your next round?
Marine #1: Thursday.
Zarqawi: I think I'll go for a walk.
Marine #2: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
Zarqawi: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[Marine #1 glances up and down the street furtively, then silences Zarqawi with his a whack of his rifle]
>Hilarity: http://jakechristie.blogspot.com/2006/06/if-college-themed-porn-were-real.html
>Why WW2 would be a hilarious MUD: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/World_War_II_%28video_game%29 (thanks Sam for that link, look out for the articles about WW3 through WW12 at the bottom of the page...
>And here's what the hyper intelligent among you can amuse yourselves with: http://www.gravitation3d.com/magiccube5d/ (thanks Ian)
>For the less Hawking-like readers, try this (pure genius) experiment: http://eepybird.com/dcm1.html (thanks again Ian)
>Worst band names of the year - funny, sad & disturbing: http://www.avclub.com/content/node/48956
>How to make a FIGHTING HAMSTER for real: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v122/FumY80/fighting-hamster.jpg
> Why is it colder after sunrise? http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/wea00/wea00060.htm
> Worst roundabout ever - this is real: http://riesenmaschine.de/index.html?nr=20060519133244
> Phew - I've been saving those up for a while - hope you enjoy.
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